Dear Isaac,

We received your tiny website message. Steve says it was something about making a buttock better, but Ada thinks it was probably a button. Spark thinks it was a button-bottom-buttock-bonker and has been banned from naming features until Tuesday.

To show how seriously we take your feedback, the sheep built one replacement button. It is absolutely enormous, obviously wrong, and has a tiny polite compost swirl sitting on it with four very official flies.

Ada has promised this button will never be used on the real website because it is large enough for Little Tuft to nap on and possibly has its own weather.

Also, the sheep saw the photo from Copenhagen town centre. They were extremely confused. Snow everywhere. Beach clothes everywhere. Derek asked if humans change outfits by rolling dice. Ada said no, but then looked at the picture again and was less sure.

One more important question: what flavour was your ice cream from the buffet just now? Little Tuft wants to know because Little Tuft is tiny but can investigate a surprisingly large pudding. Derek says Magic Sheep like ice cream too, especially when it has sprinkles and nobody says the words website buttock during dessert.

With confused hoof-typing,
Spark
Temporary Button Inspector